One sentence game

[misterNNL]

To your imagination it appears

[ChrisBcritter]

Appears once again that someone has to edit things

[misterNNL]

Things get changed by auto correct system so be sure to read your reply before you submit .

[Classicgas]

Submit she said, I don't think so.

[NOBLNG]

So, a reply that one submits can only be edited before the next poster responds, and NOT after….if someone responds while you are editing, kindly put your sentence back to original.?

Edited March 20, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Original thought, competence, rationality, and questioning authority MUST BE STAMPED OUT !!!

Edited March 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

out of nowhere number 6, the cat on rollerskates has won the indy 500

[Ace-Garageguy]

500 zeros still add up to nothing.

[misterNNL]

Nothing times one and one half equals salaried overtime.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Overtime has to be managed carefully by the employee, making sure it includes meal breaks, snack breaks, coffee breaks, bathroom breaks, hydration breaks, stretching breaks, phone breaks, social-media breaks, and smoke/vape breaks...ensuring you get paid at least 3 hours for 10 minutes of actual work.

Edited March 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rob Hall]

Work from home provides a lot of schedule flexibility.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Flexibility is something I always seek in a woman.

[misterNNL]

Woman owned businesses are becoming more common.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Common Core" didn't work out so well, and is in large part the reason Johnny can't read and comprehend or add or subtract or multiply or reason or really do much of anything useful to a potential employer.

https://www.educationnext.org/common-core-has-not-worked-forum-decade-on-has-common-core-failed/

Edited March 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rob Hall]

Employer(s) seek high performance resource units that can leverage core competencies and team synergies to actionize on tasks that yield shareholder value. 

[thatz4u]

Value City sells furniture

[Ace-Garageguy]

Furniture be hanged, value in future will be assigned to posts based on their relative content of overblown jargon-rich business-speak gobbledygook gibberish, with extra points assigned for incomprehensibility.

Edited March 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[1972coronet]

Incomprehensibility is the common core which binds to and meshes with today's hiring practises 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Practises make perfectes...assuming you have some natural gift to start with; a clumsy hippo will never be a prima ballerina no matter how hard she works.

  

Edited March 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rob Hall]

Works hard, Rob does whether in a cubicle, home office or open plan office.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Office workers' answers often border on the delusional when asked to self-report on their productivity.

[Rob Hall]

Productivity can be difficult to measure, it depends a lot on the reality context in which resource units perform work tasks.

[Classicgas]

Tasks, even those you don't care for can be enjoyable with a proper attitude.

[89AKurt]

Attitude adjustment in dealing the the freaking building department is easier said that done.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Done there, been that, got the cement overcoat.