One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Crowd control and tear gas are a match made in heaven.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Heaven-on-Earth isn't going to happen with human nature at its current state of development.

[stitchdup]

development of social skills is the job of parents though most leave it to the teachers these days

[89AKurt]

Days and confused ? too many lack situational awareness.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Awareness of your surroundings makes it much more difficult for those slobbering toothy aliens to sneak up on you. 

Edited April 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[ChrisBcritter]

You can't cheat an honest man, according to W. C. Fields.

[thatz4u]

Fields of Strawberries are forever......

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Forever" sometimes ends in a few months or years if marital partners don't honor their promises.

Edited April 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Classicgas]

Promises promises she declared, when are you actually going to come through?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Through the looking glass is somewhere I haven't managed to go yet.

[JollySipper]

Yet, all you need is a bit of indica to make you transparent...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Transparent" is an adjective popularly applied to many things that are in reality as murky as the ink of an octopus.

[stitchdup]

octopus was an early tidal generator that later became the snake tidal generator

[Ace-Garageguy]

Generator output in cars frequently couldn't keep up with demand at low RPM, hence the switch to alternators.

[Classicgas]

Alternators used to be easy to replace.

[NOBLNG]

Replace all those components now that used to be easily rebuildable.

Edited April 16, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Rebuildable" is no longer a real thing.  

Edited April 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Thing is a character from The Addams Family.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Family values" ain't what they used to was.

[Classicgas]

Was this the craziest winter or what?

[Ace-Garageguy]

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Edited April 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Willis is something that uninformed people sometimes call my Willys Overland.

[JollySipper]

Overland or Oversea, I'll go to where my baby be......

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Be there or be square" is what the disc jockeys used to shout about whatever was happening anywhere "within the sound of my voice!!!"

[NOBLNG]

Voice recognition is commonly used by apps on “smart” phones.