One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cats share something like 95% of their DNA with lions.

Edited June 29, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[NOBLNG]

Lions wouldn’t make very good pets if you have small children.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Children can be tasty afternoon treats for lions.

[Tom Geiger]

Lions usually just chew up and spit out cranky old codgers

[Ace-Garageguy]

Codgers get to be cranky 'cause they eventually become tired of dealing with the 75% of the population that's logic-challenged, reading-challenged, writing-challenged, math-challenged morons, and who are either unaware or apparently proud of the fact; young men have far more patience with stupid...probably because they have a lot more time in front of them.  ?

Edited June 29, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Them is fightin' words son.

[NOBLNG]

Son of a bitch my dog was.

[JollySipper]

Was anyone else surprised that that word went through?

[Little Timmy]

Through the looking glass is a term that generally implies  that you are no longer in reality.

 

[thatz4u]

reality is different for everyone....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Everyone has an opinion, but not everyone has some actual knowledge to base it on.

[bobthehobbyguy]

On your mark, get ready,get set,go.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Go soak your head.

[slusher]

Head transplant is what Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies wants to do.

[NOBLNG]

Do you know which model you will tackle next?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Next year some time, I ought to be able to make that decision; for now, I just tinker a little on ongoing projects when I get a minute or three.

[1972coronet]

Three-some was the subject of Triad as written by David Crosby , and was originally released on Jefferson Airplane's Crown Of Creation , as the original recording from 1967 was "scrapped" from the Byrds' pending album due to its risqué topic

[thatz4u]

topic covers a lot of subjects...

[Classicgas]

Subjects I build include factory stock, street machine, street rod, aircraft and helicopters.

[NOBLNG]

Helicopters are ideally suited for search and rescue missions.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Missions to establish permanent colonies on the Moon and Mars could happen in my lifetime.

[Rodent]

Lifetime is a cable network whose shows generally really suck.

[BeakDoc]

Suck the joy out of any family gathering by simply inviting family.

[slusher]

family gatherings can be great but some are in a bad mood and should have stayed home..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Home is where the heart is", so the saying goes, but my heart is still with the girl I lost in 1971.