One sentence game

[Classicgas]

Best be on your way son the officer warned the teenager caught necking.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Necking was one of the things my '63 Olds convert was exceptionally good for, way back in the dim recesses of time when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

[Classicgas]

Earth, third rock from the sun.

[misterNNL]

Sun was defineitely not shining when we went to watch the"submarine races" along the Olentangy river in Columbus, Ohio in the '60's.

[JollySipper]

'60's customs had a lot of asymmetrical styling cues....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cues aren't the same as queues, but I've seen them referred to bizarrely as styling "Qs".

[bobthehobbyguy]

Qs were an advanced race on the Star Trek the Next Generation that literally popped up in episodes periodically and created havoc.

[Little Timmy]

"Havoc" I cried, as my dogs leash slipped from my hand and he headed into my neighbors  bushes.

 

[NOBLNG]

Bushes have a way of claiming cars that have been forgotten.

[ChrisBcritter]

Forgotten words and bonds, and the ink stains that have dried upon some line, keep me on the back roads by the rivers of my memories, and for hours you're just gentle on my mind.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mind-over-matter has been shown to have some real, documentable, repeatable validity; consider the efficacy of placebo "sugar pills" for alleviating some symptoms in some patients.

[Tom Geiger]

Patients can run away if they forget  to lock the loony bin. 

[NOBLNG]

Bin dere done dat.?

[misterNNL]

Dat cat is so sneaky!

[misterNNL]

Sneaky is better than leaky,we just cleaned the carpet.

[Tom Geiger]

Carpet from home with two dozen cats, $100 or best offer.

[thatz4u]

offer is what you do when purchasing a home or used car or truck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Truck parts for my old ones are plentiful enough to keep 'em running for a hundred years...or until the oh-so-wise powers-that-be ban junkyards entirely.

[Tom Geiger]

Entirely my fault said my neighbor when he ran his lawn tractor into my basketball hoop post, sending the whole thing crashing down onto my nice Buick Lacrosse!

Edited November 21, 2022 by Tom Geiger

[misterNNL]

Lacrosse is one of the world's oldest sports with it's origins in the 12th century and a favorite of our native Americans.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Americans, sadly, tend to be unaware of a lot of what's going on in the rest of the world...and how it's going to bite them in the backside HERE.

[misterNNL]

Here and now is the time to stand up for what is right.

[NOBLNG]

Right turns on red lights are not always allowed.

[slusher]

Allowed in a school in town is 20mph and I wish it was enforced because I almost was hit today..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today could be your last, so make it count for something.