One sentence game

[bobthehobbyguy]

Mindless are those whose faces are fixated on their cellphone texting or playing silly games. 

[Calb56]

Games used to be played on boards or with cards in the same room with other people.

[Ace-Garageguy]

People don't generally like to speak out about what they really think, if they think at all.

[JollySipper]

All my exes live in Texas.

[ChrisBcritter]

Texas Guinan was the Prohibition-era Queen of the Nightclubs, whose catchphrase was "Hello, suckers!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

Suckers fall for fast talk, sleight of hand, and baloney piled high because they don't think, whether due to intellectual laziness or inability.

[slusher]

Suckers are plentiful,I always liked the green ones.

[thatz4u]

inability is not the same as disability...

[misterNNL]

Disability claims are rampant lately.

[Classicgas]

Lately I've become more frustrated with moronic drivers.

[Calb56]

Drivers and pedestrians both are two of the biggest obstacles in my job.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Job performance isn't really too much of a criteria for remaining employed these days, as far as I can tell.

[Calb56]

Tell no tales, they claim about dead men.

[Rodent]

Men, more so than women, are really proud of their farts.

[NOBLNG]

Farts can be funny or embarrassing, depending on the situation.

[Rodent]

Situation comedies used to be the norm on TV in the 1960s and 1970s.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

1970s was prior to the age of simps, social-media influencers showing men how to use makeup, and girls who sell their bathwater.

[1972coronet]

"Bathwater - authentic bathwater from the Salton Sea ! Available in the Bombay Beach Yacht Club's Gift Shop (714) EL.-44049"

[ChrisBcritter]

44049 is the zip code for the bustling metropolis of Kipton, Ohio (population 233), site of a fatal head-on train wreck in 1891 caused by an engineer's watch having stopped for four critical minutes.

Edited December 9, 2022 by ChrisBcritter

[Classicgas]

Minutes turn into hours, hours into days.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days with needles stuck in your eyes seem to drag on forever.

[misterNNL]

Forever is a really, really long time.

[NOBLNG]

Time to get back to the modeling bench.

[misterNNL]

Bench time is time well invested.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Invested time and effort in work you love can yield both financial and emotional rewards.

Edited December 9, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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