One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fire an employee who refused to write in full "sentences" when required by the job, I would.  

Edited April 19, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Would you fire a otherwise excellent employee for that?

[Ace-Garageguy]

That would depend on whether it was necessary to perform the particular job...like technical writing for publication or patents or law firms...effectively. 

Edited April 19, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Effectively stumped me you did.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did you ever consider the profound effect the passage of time has on the passage of time, examined in the light of time as it passes, like when time passing actually becomes the passage of time and how amazingly profound that is?

Edited April 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Is there anything more profound, yet more puzzling than some of the theories of Quantum physics?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Physics has pretty well proven that two physical objects can't occupy the same place at the same time, but many drivers have apparently never heard the news.

[1972coronet]

"News  today will be the movies for tomorrow..." , goes a line in A House is Not a Motel by Arthur Lee & Love

[Ace-Garageguy]

Love your friends for their strengths and your enemies for their weaknesses, because it's their weakness that will allow you to prevail in the end...and then you can forget about the useless REDACTED.  

Edited April 19, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Classicgas]

Redacted is kinda what Bill just did.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Didn't see that one coming.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did anyone notice that "did" isn't the same word as "didn't"?

[stitchdup]

didn't i tell you to bleh meh dah tem are words that end many marriages

[89AKurt]

Marriages are the primary cause for divorces.

[slusher]

Divorces are very expensive and hurtful...

[thatz4u]

hurtful is IRS form 1040

[Ace-Garageguy]

1040 may not be the loneliest number you'll ever do, but it strikes fear into the hearts of millions.

[1972coronet]

Millions of residents of Rhode Island agree with the argumentum ad populum 

[Calb56]

Populum is Latin and a terrible word to have to start a sentence with, so I leave you with nothing witty to say.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Say whatever you want about the motives, but it seems some companies are going out of their way to alienate their core markets.

[89AKurt]

Markets for wet bats run by dingbats cause havoc.

[NOBLNG]

Havoc is usually the outcome of a tornado.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tornado chasers in cars might consider putting doors in their floors.

[Big John]

Floors Me hearties, dat thar's a Deck!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Deck the walls with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla Walla Washington.?