One sentence game

[thatz4u]

time, time, time see whats become of me..

 

[bobthehobbyguy]

Me, Myself and I are always chilling out together.

[slusher]

Together with my family is my happiest time..

[atomicholiday]

Time is running out.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Out of the closet fly hundreds of moths that fattened up on winter woolies.

[thatz4u]

Woolies, nickname for Woolworths down under in Oz

[Ace-Garageguy]

Oz is a mythical place somewhere over the rainbow...

Edited May 20, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Rainbow, She Was Like A Bearded

[JollySipper]

Bearded rainbows only exist in songs by the best blues-rock band of the '60s, Cream...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cream on a bowl of crumbled Oreos used to be a favorite meal of a corpulent friend.

Edited May 21, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

 friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant

https://youtu.be/w1-QDB5zgfE

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Confidant" is defined as someone with whom you share secrets; it is NOT the same as "confident", which means self-assurance.

[thatz4u]

self-assurance is not to be confused with self insured...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Insured against being stupid" is unfortunately not a thing.

[Tom Geiger]

Thing was a character on the Adams Family TV show back in the sixties

[JollySipper]

Sixties television shows could be wholesome AND funny..........

[Rodent]

funny looking people shouldn't be pointed out and laughed at.

[Ace-Garageguy]

At around 18, it's time to start at least trying to behave like an adult...but with fewer and fewer role models, it can be difficult to know what an adult behaves like.

Edited May 22, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rodent]

"Like" shouldn't be peppered through a run-on sentence as a replacement for the rare and endangered comma.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Comma" is occasionally confused with "coma" by the brain-dead.

[NOBLNG]

Dead are my plans to become rich and famous.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Famous never appealed to me, but being rich is acceptable.

Edited May 22, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[ChrisBcritter]

"Acceptable" Is a USDA meat rating that doesn't inspire confidence when the waiter recommends the ragout of beef.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Beef" on the menu in some parts of the world bears a striking resemblance to dog when it's on the plate.

[slusher]

Plate of spaghetti sure sounds better then mysterious meat..