One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Safety in modeling means keeping bandaids handy and don’t sniff the glue.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Glue your fingers into your nostrils with CA, and the pretty nurses in the emergency room will know for sure you're not date-worthy.

[NOBLNG]

Date-worthy she was, that nurse Ratched.?

[Little Timmy]

Ratched is not a snap-on tool .

[stitchdup]

tool is an insult in some britsh dialects which means the person is an idiot that needs to be led by the hand to complete a job

[Ace-Garageguy]

Job satisfaction comes from doing challenging work you're good at and enjoy, to the best of your ability...and getting paid well for it helps.

Edited October 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

1 hour ago, stitchdup said:

tool is an insult in some britsh dialects which means the person is an idiot that needs to be led by the hand to complete a job

Kinda means the same thing here!  

[Tim W. SoCal]

helps me to keep from taking unnecessary and dangerous risks when I get in a hurry, this rule does: "Safety First" is our predominant operating principle at work.

Edited October 30, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[Little Timmy]

Work is overrated and something I could avoid, except my wife keeps buying expensive stuff so I have to continue feeding the economy. 

 

[Tom Geiger]

Work can be safely accomplished, but the majority of accidents occur during reactive repairs due to equipment failures, which is why companies need to have robust preventive maintenance programs, moving the needle to 75 % proactive and 25% reactive where a lot of companies are exactly the opposite!

[NOBLNG]

Ecomomy class is the only way I fly!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fly the Friendly Skies.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Skies of blue and clouds of white, the bright blessed days and the dark sacred nights, and I think to myself "what a wonderful world!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"World domination" always seemed to be the goal of villains in the Bond movies, but there are real megalomaniacs with a lot of entrenched power out there now who make Bond villains seem like naughty little kids...and I don't mean these guys.

                                     

Edited October 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Guys let’s go get some baseball cards..

[JollySipper]

Cards of the indexing type are useful for stacking around your wheels, if you want to paint them without getting any paint on the tire.........

[A modeler named mike]

Tire gauge that I used to check the cars tire pressure read 35 psi but the cars computer reads them at 47 psi, so I rechecked the pressure with another gauge and it read a different psi, almost the same scenario we had at work when buying levels, few matched up with each other's bubble.

[89AKurt]

Bubble wrap your kids, then use packing tape to secure in the trunk.

[Tim W. SoCal]

trunk lids of poor design on some cars can be detrimental to the preservation of a tall man's scalp and other parts of his head

[JollySipper]

Head on over to your local Tweek and Twang establishment and get you in some tweekin' and twangin'.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Twangin' on the ol' mouth harp after a hard workday shore makes me feel like chasin' down a purty little filly fer a long ride inta the sunset.

 

Edited October 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Sunset usually fills the sky with such beautiful colors............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Colors that would belong on Easter eggs and itchy tweed interiors never did much for me on street rods when they were popular.

                                    

Edited October 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Popular guys get all the hot chicks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Chicks grow up to be roosters and hens, and some hens get to be egg factories, and some of each get to be dinner.

Edited October 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy