One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cow pats in the pasture make me happy, cow pats on my shoulders make me cry, and cow pats made of candy are weird.

Edited 17 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

"Weird" is one of those words that doesn't follow the 'except after C' rule, making the word itself weird!

[Rodent]

"Weird" describes this cow I once knew named Howie, he was so comfortable around humans that he would lean in and snuggle like a huge Labrador Retriever.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Retriever cows evolved their cuddly cuteness in a survival ploy to avoid becoming steaks or burgers.

[NOBLNG]

Burgers are one of my favourite foods especially the Wendys baconator.

Edited 6 hours ago by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Baconator said "Oink'll be back".