Thoughts and ideas that hold forever true..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Where there's a will...you're probably not mentioned in it.

[Ace-Garageguy]

A very wise man once told me that "true humility is knowing and accepting your actual size".

 

[JollySipper]

Small fry, here........... less headache that way!   

[Ace-Garageguy]

"People aren't getting stupider, it's just the stupid people are getting louder"...and the www has given them a global reach.

[Volzfan59]

Growing old ain’t for sissies!

[Calb56]

I'm certain it's been mentioned... Follow the money, or as it was known in the Roman Era, Cui bono? "to whom is it a benefit?".

 

[webestang]

Stupid people are too stupid to realize they are stupid. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

One of life's most aggravating frustrations is being required to engage with stupid people that think they are more intelligent than the rest of the populace.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Another of life's most aggravating frustrations is dealing with women who actually mean "you need to center your life around me and forget about your own aspirations, goals, and sense of ethics" when they say "I love you".

EDIT: I thought when I hit geezer status I wouldn't have this kind of problem anymore. Well sporty, guess again.  

Edited June 20 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

The longer I'm gone the more my dogs miss me and the happier they are when I return home.

[JollySipper]

1 hour ago, Tim W. SoCal said:

The longer I'm gone the more my dogs miss me and the happier they are when I return home.

We had a member here some time back that jokingly made a comment once....... He said if you ever wonder who loves you more, your dog or your wife, lock them both in the trunk of your car and see whose glad to see you in an hour!

[Bugatti Fan]

Why is it that as you get older the years seen to have got into top gear !

[mk11]

On 6/20/2025 at 4:00 PM, Ace-Garageguy said:

Well sporty, guess again.  

She's just after your millions  🤪

[Can-Con]

If some people could walk on water, they'd complain about getting their feet wet.

[NOBLNG]

I will never get back the hours (or days) of my life spent with my finger hovering over a little “x” waiting for the advertisement to time out.😕

Edited Thursday at 12:49 AM by NOBLNG

[FoMoCo66]

1 hour ago, mk11 said:

She's just after your millions  🤪

She wishes, everyone on this forum has already spent that money on models. We can't escape from their grasp.

[Brudda]

On 6/25/2025 at 4:24 PM, mk11 said:

She's just after your millions  🤪

She will make you a millionaire if your a billionaire 

[Big John]

If you push something far enough it will fall over.

[Kit Basher]

No matter how much you make something idiot proof, there will always be a bigger idiot.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Love does not actually conquer all.

Edited yesterday at 03:40 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Ace-Garageguy]

Evil is real.

[Calb56]

[JollySipper]

11 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Love does not actually conquer all.

Kinda like something Carl said here recently...... "Mind over matter doesn't always work".

 

[JollySipper]

Here's one I heard a long time ago......... If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be Tough!

[Ace-Garageguy]

6 hours ago, JollySipper said:

Here's one I heard a long time ago......... If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be Tough!

Follows logically from John Wayne's misattributed quote "Life's hard. It's even harder if you're stupid".