Thoughts and ideas that hold forever true..........

[Big John]

I have duct tape, I have a banana, but first I have to convince some"Athoritative power" that my banana is just a relevant as the other artist's banana.  The same applied to elephant poo a few years back.

[Ace-Garageguy]

16 minutes ago, Big John said:

I have duct tape, I have a banana, but first I have to convince some"Athoritative power" that my banana is just a relevant as the other artist's banana. 

                 M E E E E      T O O     ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 

[Mark]

9 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

                

Andy Warhol meets Red Green?

[JollySipper]

Saw this quote on a sign once............ "EARTH without ART is just EH......." Kinda fitting with the last few posts.

[NOBLNG]

14 hours ago, Big John said:

I have duct tape, I have a banana, but first I have to convince some"Athoritative power" that my banana is just a relevant as the other artist's banana.  The same applied to elephant poo a few years back.

 

14 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

                 M E E E E      T O O     ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 

Ahhh, but you guys don’t have the certificate that proves your banana is an original.🙄 The buyer did actually get some art though, because the seller really did raise grifting to an art.

[Ace-Garageguy]

10 minutes ago, NOBLNG said:

 

Ahhh, but you guys don’t have the certificate that proves your banana is an original.🙄 The buyer did actually get some art though, because the seller really did raise grifting to an art.

There's an art gallery in town I've talked to on and off about representing me, but frankly, I kinda like my art so much I don't want to part with it.

HOWEVER... I'm going to tape a banana to a piece of latex-roller-painted masonite, and stencil on it "meeee too !!!!!!!", and price it at only a paltry $1 million. I think that's a pretty good deal considering the first one brought $5.2 million.

Even if they beat me down to $50 thousand, I'll walk away smiling.  

Edited November 27, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[bobthehobbyguy]

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck. 

[JollySipper]

DUCK! 

[Big John]

I give it 2 months before the fruit flies set in and 6 months before it falls off the wall.

[stitchdup]

i give it two weeks before its donated for the tax breaks like most other art like this

[Mark]

Time flies like the wind.

Fruit flies like bananas...

[Mothersworry]

Sums good, mores better, too much is just right...applies to sex, money and horsepower.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Mothersworry

[Mothersworry]

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 

~Mark Twain 

[Ace-Garageguy]

1 hour ago, Mothersworry said:

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 

~Mark Twain 

Truwer words were never spakeded.  

[Tim W. SoCal]

Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut

[Ace-Garageguy]

Don't leave your keys in the car and then act surprised if it's gone when you come back.

[Ace-Garageguy]

On 11/27/2024 at 8:13 AM, JollySipper said:

Saw this quote on a sign once............ "EARTH without ART is just EH......." Kinda fitting with the last few posts.

Too bad the name of our planet isn't Mearth. 

Mearth without art is meh.

 

Edited December 4, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Evan a stopped clock is right two times a day

[Ace-Garageguy]

9 hours ago, slusher said:

Evan a stopped clock is right two times a day

Sad that there is large segment of the population that doesn't get that joke.

[Hi-Po]

We might be old (76 this month)... but we had great hair, listened to cool music and drove the best cars.

[thatz4u]

What Men understand about Women....(list below)

[JollySipper]

Be mindful of how much guff you take from people...... you're letting them know how they can treat you.

[johnyrotten]

5 hours ago, JollySipper said:

Be mindful of how much guff you take from people...... you're letting them know how they can treat you.

I say all the time "sometimes you have to teach people how to treat you." 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stupid ruins everything it touches.

[Brudda]

You only have to be 10 percent smarter than the thing you’re working on to have success. This is why it takes me along time to make a model.