Less than 10 days to the End of the World....

[Ace-Garageguy]

I'm gonna stock up on Oreos RIGHT NOW, and get a batch of possum liquor cookin'. After enough possum hooch, a man could see all kinds of things in the face of an Oreo...........

[Guest Johnny]

I thought they moved the apocypse to Jan 6, 2013. The Mayans didn't account for leap years.

Would not matter as the "leap year" wasn't invented yet!

[mikemodeler]

If the world truly ends this coming week, then what is all the fuss about a "fiscal cliff"?

My wife wants to go shopping this afternoon for Christmas presents and I have been telling her to wait until next Saturday, there could be some better sales!

[thatz4u]

the Mayans did it just to freak out people in this timeline..

[goldfinger]

The Mayan calendar was made of a giant rock. It's not something you'd want to go out & buy every year, so they made it to go on for years. It just ends on the 22nd. My 2011 calendar ran out on the 31st of December & the world didn't end. I just bought a 2012 calendar. I guess, maybe it's time to go buy a new Mayan calendar.

Jeff

Maybe make the new one on a bigger rock

[zenrat]

no they just ran out of stone...

That was because people kept pinching it out of the stationary cupboard to take home for their kids to draw on.

[robertw]

Do I ever need to start building....no time to sleep, must build....no time to sleep, keep building!!!!

[Chuck Most]

That week's weather report doesn't look too promising...

[Nick Notarangelo]

I survied my exwife,bring it.

[Gramps2u]

So tell me, When does the Swim suit edition of the Mayan Calendar come out?

[A.R.C.]

Final clearance sale on all inventory starts today!!!!!! I`ve got Tin Foil hats at 70% off. Only $49.99!!!!

This is a limited time offer....ACT FAST!!!!

[tooltas]

see u all on 22th guys they are all full of it

[martinfan5]

I really cant wait tell the 22nd to laugh my rear end off at all the idiots that really thought we were all doomed, what a bunch of idiots for believing what the media tells them. People are just stupid, plain and simple.

[RodneyBad]

I aint worried, the Doctor says the world doesn't end till 5.5/apple/26.

Long after I'm gone..

Soo I'm good to go..

[Gramps2u]

[slantasaurus]

Everything is under control...........at 11:59PM on 12/20/12 Nascar plans to throw a caution flag for debris. Under Nascar rules the world can't end under a yellow flag.

[JamesW]

According to the countdown clock we've only got 7 hours left. So at approx. 6am 12/20/12 the world will end. We're getting cheated out of a WHOLE day.

http://endoftheworld2012.net/

Edited December 20, 2012 by JamesW

[Rob Hall]

So if it ends tomorrow morning I don't need to rush getting some project documentation done for a client that is due tomorrow afternoon..

Edited December 20, 2012 by Rob Hall

[CadillacPat]

The solution is so simple.

All we have to do is borrow another 26,000 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CadillacPat

[PlasticKits]

Personally I think the calander maker got sick and died and he didn't have an apprentice! PK

[Dan Helferich]

Those of you who remember David Brinkley, the old NBC news man remember his sense of humor. Back in the late '60's a large group of Californians gave away all of their possessions and went to a local mountain to wait for the end of the world. Brinkley closed the coverage of the loonies with this statement, "Should the world come to an end NBC news will provide up to the minute coverage".

[DrKerry]

So hopefully everyone else is doing the same as me. This could be my last post on this forum as I'm gathering all the food and plastic I can get my hands on. I built a bunker the size of Texas under my house now I'm filling it and getting ready for "The Day", I need to make a run to the hobby store now so I can get loaded up on glues, paints and some Evergreen Plastic. Then I'll have all I need until the world comes back, bigger and better than ever!!!! MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrKerry]

I really cant wait tell the 22nd to laugh my rear end off at all the idiots that really thought we were all doomed, what a bunch of idiots for believing what the media tells them. People are just stupid, plain and simple.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JamesW]

So hopefully everyone else is doing the same as me. This could be my last post on this forum as I'm gathering all the food and plastic I can get my hands on. I built a bunker the size of Texas under my house now I'm filling it and getting ready for "The Day", I need to make a run to the hobby store now so I can get loaded up on glues, paints and some Evergreen Plastic. Then I'll have all I need until the world comes back, bigger and better than ever!!!! MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better take a couple Victoria's Secret models too so you can repopulate the planet. LOL

[DrKerry]

Better take a couple Victoria's Secret models too so you can repopulate the planet. LOL

OHHHHHHH, SNAP, how could I forget that. Yes,yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!