Greg Myers Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A TIMER. 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Ramfins59 Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Pretty funny Greg. I think you have waaaaaaaay too much free time on your hands finding all of this stuff...... and I thought I had too much free time...!!!
Mike_G Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 Learning from your mistakes is good, but learning from other people's mistakes is better.
atomicholiday Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. Oh that's just plain wrong... :lol:
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 1A. AVOID SMASHING YOUR HAND WHILE HAMMERING BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE NAILS.
Belugawrx Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) I laughed....Geez that felt good Thnx Greg Edited March 10, 2015 by Belugawrx
Danno Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 Words to live by. Greg may have too much time on his hands, but he digs up some pretty funny stuff!!
southpier Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 You don't tug on superman's capeYou don't spit into the windYou don't pull the mask off that old lone rangerAnd you don't mess around with Jim http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jim+croce/you+dont+mess+around+with+jim_10149470.html
Lunajammer Posted March 11, 2015 Posted March 11, 2015 I laughed so hard. I love jokes that don't go where you expect.
Mike_G Posted March 16, 2015 Posted March 16, 2015 Red Green said that jb When all else fails, play dead
Chuck Most Posted March 16, 2015 Posted March 16, 2015 5 works well.... right up until you actually do cough....
Greg Myers Posted March 16, 2015 Author Posted March 16, 2015 Red Green said that jb Red Green: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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