Well, now that I have your attention, the massive pileup occurred in my basement.
I've been forced to use my workshop as storage space for the ladies and got lazy and tripped over my MIL rarely used exerciser.
I should have moved it but I didn't. I tripped over it and fell onto one of my display shelves.
My 56 Belair custom was totaled, my 32 Ford is not a total loss but the suspension is broken, among other things, and my 56 Vic custom is in bad shape, but might survive.
Quite amazingly, both of my Chrysler 300B's survived! No damage at all. Whew! I love that red one.
Don't be a ditz like me! Take the time to be safe.