Custom Hearse

From our own Master of ceremonies, on the beautiful Hawaiian islands, came this kit.... (Hawaiian hula girl was not included even though I asked him to send me one! ) :lol: :lol: Thanks Gregg! It arrived in good condition.

There are 4 or 5 different stain colors. If the plastic is white, you can paint the stain on without using a primer. The stain doesn't harm plastic. If the plastic is not white, you can use flat white on it, and then paint it with the stain pen. here are two partitions with different stain colors on them. The one on the left was painted on plastic with no primer.... They dry very glossy. I haven't tried dullcoating to see if the shine can be knocked down. Thanks for the compliment!

This was an experimental 2 week build. I bought 3 different 1/20th scale vans, and i built this one to see what problems I might encounter when I build a custom version. Here's the pics.... The woodwork in the interior was done with a wood stain paint marker. I think it works and looks great! Here's the woodstain paint pen I used. This van is by no means a contest winner, it was built to see what problems I might encounter. Thanks for looking.

Any and all Cadillac, Lincoln, Chevy, Pontiac, and European hearses. Especially one of these: The Corvette from "Corvette Summer". The Jag hearse from "Harold and Maude".

You won't hear me argue about which grill is better. You're doing an excellent job on this!

A blonde walked into a computer shop one day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain to fit her 15 inch computer monitor. The assistant said, "Why do you want a curtain for your computer screen?" To which the blonde replies, "I've got Windows". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Do you believe in life after death?" a boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There were six ladies working at the new office building, six days per week. Each day someone different would bring the coffee. Well, today was the blonde's turn, so with a large thermos, she walked into the gas station and asked if you could by six cups of coffee for her thermos. The cashier says, "yes, what kind?" The blonde replies, "2 black, 2 with sugar, and 2 sugar and cream." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about. The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in." The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other." "Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either." The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it." "Very good!" said St. Peter. The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?" This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours." The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing." "OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing." "There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. Funny Blonde Jokes While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!

Nice finds there Rick! If you need the body for the Piranha, I've got one laying around gathering dust you can have.

I've volunteered several times with the Special Olympics. I really enjoy seeing the smiles they get from doing their best. It looks like you enjoyed it too Miguel. You've done an honorable thing helping them. My hat's off to you.

Cool pics Tim! I really like the flamed one that looks like a Willy's. Thanks for sharing those!

WOW!!!! That's awesome! You did a great job on that.

Little boy with a lisp goes trick or treating one Halloween dressed as a pirate. At one house a lady answers the door, and puts treats in his bag. Smiling at him, she say's "You're such a cute pirate", and then asks "but where are your buccaneers?" The little boy looks at her and answers, "On my Bucken head!" What were Jeffery Dahmers last words as he was dying? "Eat me."

What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the M&M's. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at NYU? Too many blondes were drowning. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? To turn the blinker off. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? Because she loved children. 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They keep breaking them with the hammers. Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? The Air Pump! Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? An IN-body experience! What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A blonde going through a flashing red light. To a blonde, what is long and hard? 4th grade. What is the definition of gross ignorance? 144 blondes. What did the blonde say to the physicist? "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" Did you hear about the blonde that was found frozen to death in her car at a drive-in movie theater? She went to see "Closed for the Winter". A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." What did the blonde do when she heard that 90 percent of accidents occur around the home? She moved. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade. Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter. Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..." Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia... A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21". Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place. The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail, counting, 22" "22" "22". Did you hear about the blonde who: ...had more on her body than on her mind? ...was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean? ...took an hour to cook Minute Rice? ...got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up? ...was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient? ...had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs? ...thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates? ...was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat? ...after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls? ...went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker? ...brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam? Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?." Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7." Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms

And for Texans.... Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done.... As everyone knows, Alaska and Texas are always fighting over who's state is bigger.... A 6 foot 7 inch muscular Texan goes to Alaska for a visit. He doesn't bring a warm jacket, so he goes into a department store to buy one. He walks up to the lady clerk, and in his deep Texas drawl asks, "Where can I get a winter coat in my size?" Without looking up, the lady clerk answers "Third floor, boy's department."

I need to get about 10 of those kits.... I have friends who want me to build one for them, especially the guy that has the full size car. I got to sit in it, but he wouldn't let me drive it . By the way.... do you have the kit #? Thanks for showing us that Gregg.

They call it progress Harry.... It took hours of hours of drafting work, and allot of engineering to put it on the the left side.... They knew they had to do something to get a cheap laugh! All I can say is.... OUCH!!!!

Same thing.... different day Scott.... I used to work for Kay Bee toys.... I think I worked there just to get the employee discount! I wish I still had half of the kits that I got from there.... I'd be a millionaire!

Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper,.... Etc, You get the idea. Harry, I grew up with 8-tracks ya young whipper snapper! Stop makin' fun of us old geezers....

I know what you mean about pushing models to the side.... I like these types of builds.... The unusual. I'm definitely gonna watch this one!

cool....

I'd say those are a little larger than golf ball size. You're lucky though, the largest hail stones ever measured were 18.75 inches in diameter. Here's a link to it.... http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatth...largest107.html Now THAT'S a hail stone!

I'll try.... But I give NO guarantees....

Good to see you again Clay! been wondering where you've been. Where are they deploying you to? Hopefully somewhere safe. Take care my friend, and look forward to seeing your General Lee soon!

Wow Rick! We didn't get hail anywhere near that size! I was out at State Line Road on near Galena Ks. last night, and got some video of the lightning and heavy rain. I got hit by pea size hail while I was out there, but that was it. Here's a 1 minute nighttime video I took last night.... (It's a little dark until lightning flashes) I was out in the dark trying to see if a tornado was coming, but alas, nadda! Stay safe!

Good to see you back at the bench again Marcos! I'm looking forward to seeing the photoetch work your doing on this.

Cool....