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Tim W. SoCal

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  1. "Mine, yours or ours" she quipped, "this is the car I like the most and the one I'm going to drive".
  2. Dandy Candy was really randy after drinking brandy with her friend Mandy who made a pass at Andy, but he loved Sandy.
  3. Null nutted jackasses dumping their unwanted king sized mattress and box springs down the side of one of our beautiful undeveloped hills next to a main highway because they are too ignorant to call the garbage collectors they pay each month and have them taken away and properly disposed of for no additional charge.
  4. "Nope, not today!" he declared as he mercilessly throttled the porch pirate attempting to steal his hobby shop order delivery.
  5. Drawers cover my butt, shoes cover my feet and my hat covers my head.
  6. Pronunciations of words can be different in various areas of our country (USA), for example, I knew a guy from the Northeast who said "draw rings" for drawings, "earl" for oil and "boid" for bird, as well as a Southern friend who said "ole" for oil and "tars" for tires.
  7. Shoes belong on your feet, not on your head.
  8. Stop and smell the roses before the petals all wither up and fall off.
  9. At the same time each work day, my alarm goes off and my brain says "Well, I wonder what today's adventure is gonna be".
  10. "Accent your interior with contrasting, yet complimentary colors", she recommended, "and your model car will really turn out nice!"
  11. Precedence of always putting others' projects first often prevented me from finishing mine, and another aggravating factor is it always seemed that when I had the time I didn't have the money and when I had the money I didn't have the time.
  12. One of the things me that cracks me up about the Los Angeles network news is that every time there is a forecast of rain, they all boldly and loudly announce "STORM WATCH 2025!" (or whichever year it has been or will be) then after the "storm" report rainfall totals of less than 2/10th of an inch.
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