While picking parts off an early 80's Le Baron ragtop for a buddy of mine's car, I found an old Igloo cooler in the trunk with a compass (the drawing circles kind), three pocket bibles, several Swisher cigars still in the cellophane (but still looking pretty gross), a resin puppy figurine, two identical pairs of reading glasses- one pair with a lens missing, a strap from a sandal, a very old copy of Women's Health... and a pair of thong underwear.
The other stuff I can see being in the old cooler in the trunk of an abandoned car, it's the thong that kind of messes with ya...
I don't even want to talk about the '73-ish fullsize Dodge Hardtop with the trunk full of severed deer parts...