One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

20 minutes ago, Little Timmy said:

But, the letter says I can help Prince Notallthere get his 10 million dollars out of forfeiture. 

 

Try reading the game rules.

[NOBLNG]

Unknown to me, are the reasons for not following the rules….but regardless, now we are back on track!?

[ChrisBcritter]

Track your package with an easy-to-remember 22-digit number from the U.S. Postal Service!

[misterNNL]

Service with a genuine smile will increase my tip to a waiter.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Waiter there's a fly in my soup.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Soup to nuts" is an idiomatic expression that means everything in a process, from beginning to end; it is of course in reference to the courses of a meal, starting with soup and ending after dessert with nuts.

Edited August 4, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

“Nuts & Bolts” is a snack mix that is very popular.

[Little Timmy]

Popular mechanics  is a great magazine. 

 

( I apologize for my earlier  post. I didn't mean to mess everybody  up .)

 

 

Edited August 4, 2022 by Little Timmy

[Ace-Garageguy]

Magazine articles can be great sources of information, but anyone who's been paying attention over the last few decades will have seen the amount and quality of text decline markedly, as the written (or printed) word has been largely replaced by "instructional" videos of often dubious value.

Edited August 4, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[ChrisBcritter]

Value Village is where I buy all my used wedding dresses!

[NOBLNG]

Dresses should be kept long enough to cover your knees said the schoolmarm.

[Classicgas]

Schoolmarm is busy rapping delinquents on the knuckles.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Knuckles from pigs are pretty tasty prepared right, assuming you can get past what they're called.

Edited August 4, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[Classicgas]

Called up and down the street trying to find the dog.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dog ends (the unsmoked end of a cigarette) were often collected for recycling during economic hard times (like the Depression and after WW II in Europe); the tobacco was rolled out, mixed, and re-rolled using fresh papers, into full size smokes.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Smokes coming from the buildings roof" read the telegram that had no apostrophes.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Apostrophes must be harder than fractions, judging from the frequency they're misused.

[NOBLNG]

Misused and abused were all my younger brother’s toys, most of which met their fate under a ball pein hammer, especially the Hot Wheels and the Matchboxes.

[89AKurt]

Matchboxes & Hot Wheels values have skyrocketed because of us destructors.

[Tom Geiger]

Destructors like little kids with big hammers

[Classicgas]

Hammers are useful for getting a point across.

[misterNNL]

Across the knuckles is where some school teachers used to rap left handed writers trying to force them into  "doing it right".

[thatz4u]

right now, I'm on the Forum...

[Little Timmy]

Forum membership apperently causes side effects like insanity .

 

[Danno]

Insanity, conversely, sometimes causes forum membership.