One sentence game

[Little Timmy]

Handling, and processing are just buzz words to blind you to the fact that companies are charging you extra for touching your stuff.

 

( Beak doc beat me to it, but he reused the beginning word and saved me from having to "ninja edit" my post .)

 

 

 

Edited April 6, 2023 by Little Timmy
Too slow on the keyboard

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Stuff-touching" is a service some folks gladly pay for, kinda like dictators fearing assassination attempts might have servants engaged in food-tasting...but different.  

Edited April 6, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Different strokes for different blokes who are into sadomasochism.

[stitchdup]

sadomasochism is only fun for one participant

[NOBLNG]

Participant of the involuntary type am I in this latest snowstorm.?

[thatz4u]

snowstorm is actually a snow job with a lot of wind behind it...

[jphillips1970]

it seems people who really want to feel the blow of winter storms, they need to move to Wisconsin 

[stitchdup]

wisconsin is a place i only know off through cheeses

[JollySipper]

Cheeses like smoked gouda are really good with pastrami...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pastrami and Swiss on toasted rye, slathered with mayo and Irish mustard, and some sauerkraut and olives on the side...yup, time for lunch.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[bobthehobbyguy]

Lunch an engine and you are going to be faced with expensive repairs.

[Classicgas]

Repairs on vehicles are getting to be prohibitively expensive.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Expensive" is relative; if something costs a lot, beg to borrow money from your relatives.

[NOBLNG]

Relatives can’t always be chosen.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Chosen career paths are usually more rewarding than "jobs" that are just fallen into.

[Big John]

Into 2nd gear... Breaking hard... Hitting the apex just right... And blasting down the next straightaway to victory!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Victory" was the name attached to various items of poor quality like cigarettes, gin, and coffee in Orwell's 1984.

Edited April 7, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[jphillips1970]

1984 - my twin sons were born 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Born to Run is one of my favorite old rock songs.

 

Edited April 7, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Songs In The Key Of Life was a Stevie Wonder album.

[JollySipper]

Album collecting as a hobby is still going strong, with many artists releasing things on vinyl.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Vinyl tires can play bloody jell with plastic model car wheels.

[1972coronet]

Wheel's On Fire by Dylan and Danko was performed by a broad range of musicians

[thatz4u]

musicians? I like the Beatles

[Classicgas]

Beatles mimic groups are many.