One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Washington o laundry this weekend according to the wife.

[thatz4u]

washington: the amount of laundry my  Mom said she did while raising her beloved children

[89AKurt]

2 hours ago, thatz4u said:

washington: the amount of laundry my  Mom said she did while raising her beloved children

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Wife washing a ton of laundry on rocks down by the van next to the river.

[Ace-Garageguy]

River rocks make great looking pavers or walls if you can afford 'em.

Edited April 21, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[JollySipper]

Afford'em and desire'em are usually two different things, like my taste in cars.

[Classicgas]

Cars, a necessary evil.

[Calb56]

Evil is the fact that I finally found Revell C1103 on EBay and there's no way I can afford it right now.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Now we have another non-sentence, which is "Cars, a necessary evil", and it would have been so easy to make it an actual sentence by writing "cars are a necessary evil"; I just don't get why this seems to be so difficult.  

Edited April 21, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Difficult is some people's attitude.

Edited April 21, 2023 by Classicgas

[Classicgas]

7 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Now we have another non-sentence, which is "Cars, a necessary evil", and it would have been so easy to make it an actual sentence by writing "cars are a necessary evil"; I just don't get why this seems to be so difficult.

I'm sorry but typing on a phone isn't easy between arthritic fingers and failing eyesight. Lighten up Bill. We get it that you more intelligent than the rest of us peons but it's getting sickening.

Edited April 21, 2023 by Classicgas

[NOBLNG]

Attitude can be periodically adjusted if a person is flexible…and I don’t mean like a gymnast.?

Edited April 21, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Classicgas]

Gymnast, what one has to be to deal with certain people.

[NOBLNG]

People….dogs can’t understand why we aren’t all happy all the time…after all, we can open the cupboards and pee indoors.

[Classicgas]

Indoors, outdoors, both are fun places to pee.?

[BeakDoc]

Pee comes right after elemenoh.

[Classicgas]

Qrstuvwxyz finishes the alphabet.

[JollySipper]

Alphabet sounds a bit like Alpha-Bits, which is what I say that alpha males ate that morning for breakfast.

( HeHeHe.... alphabits....... )

[1972coronet]

Breakfast at night, including way too much black coffee, and couple or five Marlboro Reds, was de rigueur when I was in my twenties-early thirties

[slusher]

Twenties-early thirties seen like they was just a couple of years ago not 30 as it actually is!!

[Classicgas]

Is that the truth or what!

[BeakDoc]

“What we’ve got here is….failure to communicate.”

[Big John]

communicate IS what we have a failure of.

Edited April 22, 2023 by Big John

[NOBLNG]

“Of Mice and Men” is a well known novel by John Steinbeck that I have never had the opportunity to read.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Read all about it", said the newsboy.

[Classicgas]

Newsboy was shouting extra extra read all about it recently.