One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fury always seemed to me like a good name for a warhorse.

[thatz4u]

War Horse is a  Steven Spielberg Movie from 2011

 

[JollySipper]

2011 will forever be known as "the year before 2012".

[Classicgas]

2012 was supposed to be the end of the world according to the Mayans.

[Tom Geiger]

Mayans may have predicted their own demise, seeing there are none around anymore.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anymore" has to be the most annoying word anyone can leave for the next guy.

[Little Timmy]

Guy over there says this car only has 25,000 miles on it, but the gauges are all missing.

[Big John]

missing my cue is embarrassing!

Edited May 24, 2023 by Big John

[Ace-Garageguy]

Embarassing was walking into a calculus exam wearing no pants, but it was only a dream.

[NOBLNG]

Dream on she said when I asked her for her digits.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Digits to the left of me, digits to the right of me, yea, though I walk through the valley of digits, I will fear no interdigitation.

[ChrisBcritter]

Interdigitation; is that how the little boy in Holland stopped the dike from leaking?

[Danno]

Leaking Zoom interdigitation: isn't that how Jeffrey Toobin lost his CNN gig? 

[NOBLNG]

Gigabytes…that’s what life is all about.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"About bloody time" is often an appropriate phrase these days.

[thatz4u]

days? some say 7 days per week, these guys say 8...

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

8 inches is less than a Subway footlong.

[Tom Geiger]

"Footlong" was my screen name when I used to star in naughty movies!    

 

[slusher]

Movies that  gave that screen name must have made you popular with the ladies..

Edited May 25, 2023 by slusher
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[ChrisBcritter]

Ladies of the sweet cream variety, forward march!

[Slotto]

March right out to a local Hobby Shop and get yourself a new model kit

[Tom Geiger]

Kit Carson received little formal education and remained nearly illiterate his entire life, so kit directions would have been useless!

[ChrisBcritter]

"Useless" was an odd thing to see on an instant coffee jar lid, so I looked again and realized it said "Use Less".

[bobthehobbyguy]

Less talk and build more models is a good way to get more models done.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Done workin', gone to da Bahamas mon" is what I'd like to have on my shop door...but I'm still chained to a Chevelle.

Edited May 25, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy