GLMFAA1 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Died with his boots on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 On the subject of what constitutes a "sentence", there appears to be a lot of misunderstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) Misunderstanding could be an issue but sometimes individuals on medications are effected in ways that may make others think that individual doesn't understand the task at hand or possibly a drunken stupor? (I've experienced the two later explanations) Edited April 15 by A modeler named mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Stupor-charged is when you get the bill for a long night of partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthehobbyguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Partying the night away can lead to a massive hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Hangover is what some hillbillies call their beer bellies because it hangs over their 🤔 belt...🤥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 need a good belt to hold the belly and pants.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 Belt loops are required if you want the belt to hold up your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Pants are an important part of a man's work ensemble if he wishes to stay employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Employed, or being employed, should be the least of your worries if you're walking around pantless......... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89AKurt Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Pantless hiking amongst Poison Ivy is not recommended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) Recommended reading for a lot of literature teachers is 'Lord of the Flies'........... Edited April 15 by JollySipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) Flies' cute cuddly little babies are known as maggots. Edited April 15 by Ace-Garageguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted April 15 Author Share Posted April 15 Maggots have been used in wounds to feast on necrotic tissue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Tissue after tissue for the past two days to sop up the non-stop runny nose from allergies is making me poor nose sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Sore feet and hips and back can often be caused by carrying excess poundage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 poundage: what the support bureau taxes a divorced person with.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 With that being said I would refrain form future wife shopping and live the single guys life and enjoy it's privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Privileges are often assumed that simply don't exist, along with other ridiculous ideas, like believing all business-owners have boxcar-loads of cash sitting around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Around and around, like the wheels on the bus go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Go get me a beer, would ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) Ya had enough beer so now it's Jägerbomb time! Edited April 15 by A modeler named mike 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Time to pour somebody into a taxi... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Taxi Cab days are numbered if the self driving cars are perfected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 "Perfected" is something the self-driving-car mavens thought they would have achieved some time ago, but it turned out to be one whole jelluva lot harder than most folks thought, even engineers who should have known better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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