One sentence game

[Classicgas]

Membership in the procrastinators club is something I decided to wait on.

[misterNNL]

Membership here is a gift to yourself.

[Tom Geiger]

"Yourself!" Yelled Aunt Rosie but we didn't hear the first words!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Words can never hurt me and are often best dealt with using sarcasm, but if somebody comes at me with sticks and stones, I'll retaliate in kind.

[Classicgas]

Kind of pointless to try to get something through some people's heads.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Heads are not always the repositories of brains.

[Classicgas]

Brains trains and automobiles...oops.

[Tom Geiger]

Oops!  I spilt hot coffee all over my Bobbit!

[stitchdup]

bobbit is a scary surname for a girlfriend

[JollySipper]

"Girlfriend is Better" was a big hit for Talking Heads.

[1972coronet]

heads of lettuce are oft valued over heads of mammals 

[JollySipper]

Mammals on the Discovery channel is something you should shield your kids eyes from......

[Rodent]

"From Here To Eternity" contained an iconic beach lovemaking scene that is still being recreated to this day.

 

 

Edited August 6, 2022 by Rodent

[misterNNL]

Day four of our Hawaiian vacation we saw the actual beach where that scene was filmed.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Filmed-over eyes on the fish in the bucket is a good indication they need to be put on ice pretty soon.

[NOBLNG]

Soon winter will be upon us again.

[Little Timmy]

Again and again I try like crazy to build a perfect model,  but to no avail. 

 

[ChrisBcritter]

Avail is what failed ventures come to no; a veil is something a well-dressed bride wears.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wears, wares, and where's are also frequently misused and confused.

[NOBLNG]

Confused and dazed, but not in that order, was a big hit for Led Zeppelin.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Zeppelin propulsion, specifically the American rigid airships Akron and Macon, was one of the originally intended uses of the Allison V-1710, but both ships were lost while the engine was still in development.

[Classicgas]

Development can take some time for model kits.

[Tom Geiger]

Kits usually follow after their momma bobcat

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bobcat excavators are fun to use, and make light work of trenching and post-hole digging.

[NYLIBUD]

Digging in the dirt was fun was when i was a little kid.