One sentence game

[stitchdup]

sloppy seconds used to be a local second hand shop until the internet made people get offended

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Offended" is probably another one of those words it's wise to steer clear of in the current climate.

[Classicgas]

Climate currently leaves much to be desired.

[Tom Geiger]

Desired results are often not achieved by whiney lazy people who refuse to put in the necessary work

[89AKurt]

WORK is a 4 letter word.

[slusher]

Words the 4 letter verity I here them all the time and I block them out..

[Little Timmy]

Out of necessity,  I carry a big stick when shopping at Wal-mart. 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wal-mart shoppers, attention: there's a spill on aisle three, and you can scoop up all the applesauce you want for free, but please be careful of the broken glass because we recycle it."

[atomicholiday]

It sounds like shopping at Walmart may be hazardous to your health.

[Classicgas]

Health wealth and stealth, more rhyming words.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Words sometimes have two meanings" according to the lady who was buying the stairway to heaven.

[slusher]

Heaven,  The stairway to heaven, I remember hearing it on WLS in Chicago..

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[JollySipper]

Chicago the band had some really good music, one favorite being 'A Hit By Varese'.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Varese" is going to be a hard word to begin a follow-up sentence with, unless you rely on some obscure web entry vomited up by Google.  

[slusher]

Google has been accused of spying on users..

[Classicgas]

Users know that's probably true.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"True" used to mean "TRUE", as in objective fact-based reality, but nowadays it is widely accepted to be whatever talking heads or influencers repeat enough times.

[atomicholiday]

Times a wasting gentlemen!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, come to order please!

[Classicgas]

Please, please me, whoa, yeah
Like I please you are lyrics to a song by The Beatles.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beatles won't eat your begonias.

[slusher]

Begonies or Begonias must be tasty to some insects..? 

[NOBLNG]

Insects will be the last living things on earth.

[stitchdup]

earth is where most people latibulate

[atomicholiday]

Latibulate is what I plan to do for the rest of the winter season.