I'm not a football fan, but I've heard this joke as, Why do all Minnesota trees point east. Because Packer's fans suck. I'm sure these same jokes are used in other parts of the country in simular situations. It's like in the 1970's when Polish jokes were popular. I'd go up to northern Minnesota and hear the exact same jokes, but told as Finnish jokes. Since there are a lot of Finns up there.
With that in mind.
Why are there no ice cubes in North or South Dakota?
- Because they lost the recipe.
What's the best thing to come out of Iowa?
- Interstate highway I35.
There are many more. Some about our neighbors to the north. But, I've done enough damage, and I do not want to start an international incident. At least for Now.
Scott