ChrisBcritter

Voice of Music was a long-forgotten brand of hi-fi and stereo equipment; but I remembered it, so maybe it hasn't been that badly forgotten.

Prize is whatcha git when ya pries open a box o' Cracker Jack.

Behavior modification can be used to help get rid of nasty habits like smoking or drinking or eating other people's crayons.

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world!

Ago Go was a famous L.A. club whose name began with Whisky; how's that for convoluted?

Better get Maaco.

All you have to do is take a big tablespoonful after every meal!

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

With an Auto World Auto Cutter, you can open trunks, hoods and doors all too easily, rendering the entire body useless!

"Police release me, let me go" is what Engelbert Humperdinck says when he's pulled over for speeding.

One thing about the box art: The roofline on the Impala looks kind of square; on a hunch, I checked the Old Car Manual Project. Sure enough, the AMT artist must have cribbed the Impala from this brochure illustration of a four-door hardtop: http://www.oldcarbrochures.com/static/NA/Chevrolet/1963_Chevrolet/1963_Chevrolet_Brochure-1/1963 Chevrolet-04.html

Something different you could do with a certain Revell kit. Now who makes a 1/25 scale horse?

Nothing? OK. Hint: The director's second film, featuring a cameo by the "star" of his first film.

Cars hits like "Drive" and "Just What I Needed" generated lots of radio airplay.

Mind over matter - if you don't mind, it don't matter.

"Beautiful Dreamer" was rewritten and sung as "Beautiful Teamsters" by the late great Allan Sherman.

The Friends of Eddie Coyle. Great movie.

Idiocracy. My turn? "Farrah, I'm so proud of you - you put those other pigs to shame, to shame!"

Second (both?) was Office Space.

Critic Gene Siskel and his fellow critic Roger Ebert listed the original Mad Max as "Dog of the Week".

Stumped for a witty answer, I said well how the hell should I know, Eunice?

Met him once at a swap meet at Irwindale Raceway when I recognized his recently-acquired '52 Chevy two-door sedan. Real nice guy.

Dishwater shure tashtsh funny (urp).

Can I go to the can, Sister Mary Elephant?