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Lucille and some pine tar should suit him fine. Hopefully, Carol and any other self-centered dopes will get their tickets punched soon. I'm tired of some jerk with issues goes off and puts the rest of thge members in jeopardy because they feel obligated to search for them. BTW, their goofy post-apocalyptic society looks suspiciously a lot like this Snakefinger video.

About friggin' time. Beta, the Rob Zombie clone, should be the next item on the menu.

Relive the golden days of your untamed youth. Grab a couple friends, get a case or ten, bring your 1970s vintage Sanyo Boombox and hang out in the park listening to some Led Zep. Make sure you kick the lamp post kickplate out to plug in the boombox. Party hearty, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

I hope everyone realizes that The Five Second Rule has been indefinitely suspended.

After this blows over, my son and I are going to get tee shirts with "I survived COVID-19 and all I got was this lousy tee shirt" and sell them on the boardwalk here in Rockaway Beach. They're sure to go viral.

A ten second toasting would be sufficient to decontaminate. Any longer, baste yourself with some barbecue sauce and roll around until done.

That describes a any night at Madison Square Garden from the late '70 to 1986 during a Knicks home game.

Order one of these and you'll be good to go.

It doesn't take much to provoke some shoppers looking to snag the last remaining items. They get into fistfights over a flat screen TV or stupid toy at Walmart right after the doors open on Black Friday. Videos of Wally World Black Friday Death Matches are perennial favorites on the news and Youtube.

You have to maintain some sense of humor to cope and relieve stress. Found this reposted on FB: One of the comments:

What are the rest of the numbers stamped into the transmission hump?

Interesting story about quarantine in the late 19th century: Quarantine on the Lower East Side: A frightening tale from 1892

"Roseanne Rosannadanna" was a play on the name of a real person, Rose Ann Scamardella, who was a reporter and anchor of the 5 P.M. edition of "Eyewitness News" on WABC-TV Channel 7 in New York.

He never performed the skit on SNL. He did a little bit on the Tonight Show in 1966 on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1967 and on The Smothers Brothers Show. I can't find that clip; but, it was during Season 3 in 1968.

To be precise, you took it and ran with the "a-hole" remark; but, no big deal to me Steve.. I've been called worse by people I know.

"Looser" and "loser" are two different words with equally different meanings. The use of either changes the context of what you wrote. You're correct, though. I am an a-hole; but, I know the difference between "looser" and "loser".

People here are already murdering the English language, Meester Campbell. Definately rediculous.

Civilized swells use bidets (also an Australian form of greeting as in "Bidet, Mate!)) after wiping.

You're in forum hell, where there is no "Ignore Topic" option. Stop me if you heard this one: A priest, a hunchback and a duck walk into a.........

Michael O'Donoghue was the original evil genius.

Live in Bensonhoist a little longa an you'll need a translata, Isweartagot!

Prune juice can loosen things up.

Excellent paints. Just don't order from the U.S.-based company. You can read threads as to why not in the "Aftermarket and Resin" section. If you're going to order them, get them from the European company.

I believe cowbells were used in the ancient Roman Dacia city of Ulpia Traiana Sarmizegetusa during the early autumn to welcome the torva messor to one's home for sandwiches and a game or two of Ludus Latrunculorum.