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Are you and your better half O.K.?

Congratulations! Take the victory lap and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Jesse, Lunch is on me. I hope you don't mind take out.

At least you're not a Tamiya-addicted "box shaker." You cracked me up with that one.

Eh-heh, it voiks for me!

Maybe they'll use online proceedings like schools are doing. Use ? to acquit, ? to convict, ? for a hung jury and ? for mistrial due to bribing a juror.

I would pull the trigger because of the free shipping. However NYC/NYS is going to collect 186 bucks in sales tax.

Unless you're George Costanza. A lot of us know somebody like him. If not, time to expand your social circle.

That is the perfect analogy!

Nothing like seeing a giant flock of pigeons performing Combat Air Patrol/bomb runs searching out suitable vict....recipients of their magnanimity.

Bro, those were the good old days! No regrets and wouldn't change a thing. I believe the Turnpike, bridge and tunnel tolls are now available for take out, though.

It's like this, I'm an equal opportunity chop buster. Crack wise across the board and nobody can ever accuse you of singling out a particular group. Besides, I am in the dazed and confused demographic pictured in that photo. Check out the Lil' Abners the dude on the far left is wearing and the suede Addidas the one in the middle has. Those had a tendency to dye your white tube socks and feet blue when they got wet while you were hanging out during a rainstorm.

Ever hear the expression, "When a bird poops on your head, it's a sign of good luck?" I'd rather get kneecapped with a 3/4" pipe, thank you.

I blew my seltzer water through my nose reading that. Zombies probably get their clothes out of Goodwill dumpsters still found in some malls. This show would be more interesting if it was set in a real city. The Omega Man comes to mind. For the last ten years, it's been a cadaver packed version of Survivor.

I'm still trying to comprehend how tiger gets taken down by hipsters with bad skin. Live humans couldn't pull that off and the writers expect us to to believe six or seven AAA battery armed corpses with zero muscular strength can.

Heck, it could be red potato salad.

Lucille and some pine tar should suit him fine. Hopefully, Carol and any other self-centered dopes will get their tickets punched soon. I'm tired of some jerk with issues goes off and puts the rest of thge members in jeopardy because they feel obligated to search for them. BTW, their goofy post-apocalyptic society looks suspiciously a lot like this Snakefinger video.

About friggin' time. Beta, the Rob Zombie clone, should be the next item on the menu.

Relive the golden days of your untamed youth. Grab a couple friends, get a case or ten, bring your 1970s vintage Sanyo Boombox and hang out in the park listening to some Led Zep. Make sure you kick the lamp post kickplate out to plug in the boombox. Party hearty, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

I hope everyone realizes that The Five Second Rule has been indefinitely suspended.

After this blows over, my son and I are going to get tee shirts with "I survived COVID-19 and all I got was this lousy tee shirt" and sell them on the boardwalk here in Rockaway Beach. They're sure to go viral.

A ten second toasting would be sufficient to decontaminate. Any longer, baste yourself with some barbecue sauce and roll around until done.

That describes a any night at Madison Square Garden from the late '70 to 1986 during a Knicks home game.

Order one of these and you'll be good to go.