Danno

Whoa! What a concept! That's just way over the top! {Even for you, Ira.}

Go, Grasshopper, Go! Looking good. On the other hand, we may have to call you Spookhopper! Who you gonna call?

Sweeet!

Gives Fahrvergnügen a whole new sound ... I mean, meaning!

Most impressive, my friend. Looking great!

There you go! Hey, buddy. Ain't you a lonnnng way from your donut shop?

Sweet!

Hey, Showgurlzguy, I saw in at least one report that several other agencies were loaning spare patrol cars to the county to use until they could get permanent replacements up and running. Now there's a thought for you ... Mabel hasn't heard about all this hub-bub but she calls the Orleans County Sheriff ~ ~ ~ and a Sheriff's car from two or three counties away pulls up in front of her house! Might double their contact time on calls for service as they have to explain where they got the car ...

I would look to a 1/32 scale big rig kit ... it would keep the 5th wheel platter from overwhelming the Ultra Truck. Just a thought. (If I had one, it would be yours.)

Still Wow!

Wow. Studelicious!! Whenever you get around to it, Tim, ... finish it up! (I have no room to talk. They call me the UnFinished ModelKing.

G! Go to your broom.

No, It pains me, Grasshopper. But since Brother G is way too kind and benevolent to bring these things up, all the heavy lifting falls upon my broad shoulders. Besides, MartinFan5(5) and IravnFan90, if not me, who?

Gabe, If it exists on planet Earth, the place ... (you know what I'm gonna say) ... you're gonna find it is the Ace [Hardware]. In Tucson. 22nd Street & Kolb. But, you knew that. I just don't know of any source in the Metro Area.

Nice! Great concept.

Yikes-ahooties! Here we go!

Nice! I'd just open up the front wheel well some more and call it good.

Maybe where you're from.

Who's Ernie IRAVN? And why was he using Ernie Irvan's number?

You funny guy. You go home now.

That's why I asked! There's not much more 'smack dab in the middle of the state' than Hoisington! Most people have never even heard of Hoisington. I lived in Hoisington from age 1 to age 10 ... long time ago, though. Been back a couple of times over the years to just drive through and see the old home town. Lived at 1st Street and Green Street, across from the lumber yard and funeral home. Sold lemonade and fireworks on the sidewalk. Hung out at Rexall and Manweiler Chevrolet. Loved the annual Labor Day celebration: parade, carnival, the whole thing. My mom was a commercial artist and painted all the store windows with promos for the various events during the year, including Labor Day, Christmas, etc. And, she painted the advertising billboards at the ball park. Best fun was root beers at Chet's A&W, exploring the swampy areas along the Missouri-Pacific tracks, and weekends at Lake Barton. You?

Well, his true name is Maurice Ronald Pion, but his friends call him "Mo Ron" for short. Hope he enjoyed himself for those ten minutes. How long does it take to pay $250,000 restitution when you're earning 13 cents for each license plate you stamp out? What a gomer. Although, I have to give him credit for originality. Far more interesting than the usual spitting, spray painting, window-breaking, defecating, or acid-throwing most idiots use to "get even" with parked, unattended police cars.

Where are you, Corey?

Thank you, Rob, Don. I think I'll be okay now.

Nice!!!