One sentence game

[Smoke Wagon]

Retrograde aside, that was two sentences. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sentences are hard, as is counting them.

[ChrisBcritter]

Them thar hills are alive with the sound o' music.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Music hath charms to soothe the long-leggedy beastie.

[ChrisBcritter]

Beastie Boys fought for your right to party; Public Enemy partied for your right to fight.

[BeakDoc]

Fight Club is my third favorite Palahniuk novel behind Survivor and Rant.

[NOBLNG]

Rant and rave enough and you may wind up in the looney bin!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bin dooin rantin an ravin bout dumm an dummer fo yeers, an itz kep me sane by lettin out the pressure.

Edited July 14, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[JollySipper]

Pressure on a wound is much better than salt......

[Ace-Garageguy]

SALT treaties have really done very little to functionally decrease the possibility of a nuclear military engagement.

[jokar124]

Engagement often leads to the insertion of a one-point proposal into a bi-partite treaty.

[NOBLNG]

Treaty of Coruscant, according to Wookieepedia, was an armistice and subsequent peace agreement that brought an end to the Great Galactic War in 3653 BBY wherein the Galactic Republic was strong armed into the treaty following the twenty-eight year conflict with the Sith Empire that saw the galactic government crumble under the pressures of war and economic struggles.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Struggles I do sometimes, suppressing the frustration engendered by idiots.

[1972coronet]

Idiots in the foreground had their ears glued to the diatribe from an elderly person: "Struggles are transitory.", bellowed a man whose name was merely a number.

Edited July 15, 2022 by 1972coronet

[ChrisBcritter]

"Number nine, number nine, number nine" went the voice of the Beatles' engineer on a tape loop.

[Classicgas]

Loop the sloop I'm too tired to stoop.

[NOBLNG]

Stoop and scoop is a practice that every urban dog owner SHOULD adhere to, unfortunately a minority of them think the rules just don’t apply to them.

[JollySipper]

Them Crooked Vultures is a band consisting of Dave Grohl, John Paul Jones, and Josh Homme, and they're responsible for the song titled "New Fang".

Edited July 15, 2022 by JollySipper

[Tom Geiger]

Fang was Phyllis Diller’s  husband

[1972coronet]

"...husband and wife.", he hesitated. The full-spectrum of his proclamation was, "By the power vested in me through Grey Skull, I now pronounce you husband and wife." 

[Classicgas]

Wife says you're spending more? 

[Rodent]

More time to contemplate the 6271 unbuilt kits in your stash.

[misterNNL]

6 minutes ago, Rodent said:

More time to contemplate the 6271 unbuilt kits in your st

stash your cash for adding for adding even more kits to an already overly stuffed closet bulging at the seams with more than any human can possibly build In three lifetimes.

[slusher]

Lifetimes of collected things are vanity 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Vanity, coupled with a pathetic lack of a genuine sense of self-worth, is often the fuel the garden variety internet troll runs on.