One sentence game

[1972coronet]

"Debt", is what a Welshman says when asked about an older relative.

[Classicgas]

Relative to modeling is doing research.

[Little Timmy]

Research scientist's  rejected my offer of donating my brain.

 

[stitchdup]

brain science and rocket surgery are commonly confused with each other

[Ace-Garageguy]

Other than chronicling appalling stupidity in action, there's not much in the news.

[stitchdup]

news just in, martians are preparing to protest against the dangerous human immigration swarm

[1972coronet]

"S'warm", replied the Boston native when asked how the pool water is.

[BeakDoc]

Is it just me?

[bobthehobbyguy]

Me me me seems to be the world's common mantra these days.

[1972coronet]

Days of Future Passed is the Moody Blues first full-length album; their earlier works were single.

[stitchdup]

single women available in your area, and nigerian inheritances are my most common spam emails

[thatz4u]

spam emails are a pain in the lower end of the spinal column

[1972coronet]

"Column what ever you wanta, they're all idiots!", barked the old rancher at the other end of the counter of the coffeeshoppe.

[misterNNL]

Coffee shop wisdom solves about as much as arm chair quarterbacking wins football games.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Games and lies will poison a relationship, but some people place little value on honesty and loyalty, and it's best to find out before you sign on the dotted line.

[misterNNL]

Line for free information is usually long but the result seldom reliable.

[Classicgas]

Reliable information is sometimes hard to find.

[misterNNL]

Find a tolerant woman that loves and understands you,marry and be faithful to her and your life will be blessed.

[Classicgas]

Blessed we are indeed.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Indeed, sharing your life with your soul mate is a true blessing. 

[Steve H]

Blessing is what I found with my wife of 16 years

[NYLIBUD]

Years can take a toll on mind body and spirit.

[ChrisBcritter]

Spirit gum is good for attaching a fake mustache so you can buy spirits.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Spirits of the mineral variety will thin some types of paint.

[Classicgas]

Paint can be a fickle mistress.