One sentence game

[Big John]

Recently, beneath the stairs, I came upon the little man who wasn't there.

[Classicgas]

There ye have it lad.

(In my best Scottish accent)

[NOBLNG]

Lad has a whole bunch of words with which it rhymes.

[Classicgas]

Rhymes rhymes with times and pines and signs.

[1972coronet]

Signs of cognitive decline include appearing in commercials for discount stores

[89AKurt]

Stores selling vacuums suck.

[NOBLNG]

Suck all those missing pieces out of the carpet monster, never to be found again the vacuum does.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Does anybody really know what time it is; does anybody really care?

[NOBLNG]

Care must be used when gluing parts to painted surfaces.

[JollySipper]

Surfaces of the Moon and Mars, and landing people there, are on NASA's agenda.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Agenda is a list of items or things to be done.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Done that, been there, and wrote an article about it on the t-shirt 'cause I had no paper at the time.

[Calb56]

Time used to be spent listening to Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple while lying on the floor of my apartment high as a kite.

[Classicgas]

Kite flying needs a lot of space.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Space may be the final frontier, however we need to get a handle on the problems on planet earth first.

Edited April 23, 2023 by bobthehobbyguy

[Big John]

First across the line wins!

[Classicgas]

Wins, losses,the important thing is your efforts.

[1972coronet]

Efforts exerted by me to find mono mixes of certain albums have been fruitless oftentimes

[BeakDoc]

Oftentimes I wonder, ‘why isn’t the definition of “vague” more ambiguous?’

[slusher]

Ambiguous covers many words of description..

 

[NOBLNG]

Description of the suspect was entered into evidence.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Evidence seems to show, the Swinger was the one invented go-go-go" sang Ann-Margret in The Swinger.

[1972coronet]

Swinger 340 was one of the best bang-for-your-buck cars in history

[Ace-Garageguy]

"History" is of no use to those who constantly want to reinvent the wheel, including those who don't understand the concept of "round".

[bobthehobbyguy]

Round is 3 minutes in a boxing match.