One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Flat...the Earth is flat" insists a certain species of reality denier.

[stitchdup]

denier is not a river in egypt

[NOBLNG]

‘egypt me I thought in dismay when I realized there were parts missing from the used kit I bought.

[misterNNL]

Flour flattened finishes firmly finish first.

[JollySipper]

First onomatopoeia, now alliteration?

[Classicgas]

Alliteration is a word I don't know the meaning of.

[stitchdup]

Of course we have all heard the phrase dont take a knife to a gun fight, but in poland during the 16th centuary, 5000 swordsmen defeated a combined swedish and russian force of over 25000 guns with swords

[1972coronet]

Sword is mightier than the pen is

[BeakDoc]

Is this really a game, or a contest to decide the better, cunning linguist?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Linguist?" she said, "my, my, aren't you the cunning one".

Edited August 15, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
Punctuation

[ChrisBcritter]

[Little Timmy]

Buster, One word out of place, and this game could get a parental control.

 

Edited August 15, 2022 by Little Timmy
Too slow on the keyboard

[Ace-Garageguy]

Control and power is some folk's raison d'être.

[oldnslow]

ah , to d'etre or not to de'tere . 

I don't know how to put the little hat on the e . ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

E Pluribus Unum.

[stitchdup]

unum is an insurance provider and also known as unum provident corporation

[1972coronet]

'Corporation' is spelt with 'rat' in its centre

[Danno]

'Centre' is an alternative way to spell 'center.'

[NOBLNG]

Center to jail for life the judge did.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did you want the value meal or just the sandwich?

[Tom Geiger]

"Sandwich?" She asked, my grandmother was always trying to feed me when I visited her and Gramps

Edited August 15, 2022 by Tom Geiger

[Ace-Garageguy]

1 hour ago, Tom Geiger said:

"Sandwich?" She asked.  My grandmother was always trying to feed me when I visited her and Gramps

Gramps seems to have trouble with the concept of "one sentence".

[stitchdup]

sentance is a dual meaning word

[BeakDoc]

Word of the Day calendars, I’m beginning to think, would make great stocking stuffers.

Edited August 15, 2022 by BeakDoc

[Classicgas]

Stuffers stuff envelopes.