One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Number the amount of times that line has been posted in this thread.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thread is good to carry in a field pack, for repairing clothing and stitching wounds too big for a butterfly closure.

[Classicgas]

Closure is needed at some point after the death of someone dear.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dear friends shouldn't usually be eaten, but deer meat is tasty indeed.

Edited September 13, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[BeakDoc]

Indeed it is, Bill.

[NOBLNG]

Bill me and I’ll pay you at the end of the month.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Month of Sundays was an expression for a very long time or never.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Never say never.

[ChrisBcritter]

Never play with matches after turning on the gas jets and spilling gasoline on the floor because shrapnel from exploding houses may be dangerous to passing birds.

[NOBLNG]

Birds eye views of 1:1 model subjects are hard to come by, as most photos are taken from ground level.

[misterNNL]

Level with the ground can be achieved with air bags thus closer to good 'ol  terra firma.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Firma, rounda...justa likea my Gina.  

Edited September 13, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

gina were what i wanted from the italian tailor but instead i left with his wife

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wife material is getting pretty thin on the ground for me, 'cause I probably wouldn't want anybody who'd be content with an old geezer.  

[Danno]

Geezer with LOTS of money gets all the hot young trophies he can handle while geezer with no money or little money just gets older.

Edited September 13, 2022 by Danno

[NOBLNG]

Older women I have always found intriguing.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Intriguing... Most I know leave little to imagination, if you see what I mean...

[Danno]

Mean people suck.

[1972coronet]

"Suck the tube until you taste Ethyl", said the biker to his old lady as they were siphoning gas from vehicles during the 1974 fuel crisis

[Ace-Garageguy]

Crisis management will be daily livin' shortly, if a few things don't change.

[Little Timmy]

Change is something I leave in tip jar's.

 

[BeakDoc]

Jar’s broken, so all the pickle juice ran out onto the new duvet.

[Classicgas]

Duvet is a word I had to look up the meaning of.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Of mice and men, the best laid plans often go all pear shaped.

[1972coronet]

Shaped of Things was a typo spotted by me on a bootleg VHS copy of a Yardbirds video selection