Okay, so this is trivial but still... one of my wife's early jobs as a teenager was a seasonal job wrapping gifts at a department store (remember those?) and she still wraps presents which look professional, so she wraps everyone's presents. I, on the other hand end up wrapping her presents and they look like they were done by a kindergarten student hopped up on a sugar high who just discovered scotch tape. No matter how careful or slowly I go...