I get itchy just reading about poison ivy, oak, sumac, or Virginia creeper. Urushiol is the bane of my existence.
1.) Though I have not yet appeared on a game show, I have been in the contestant pools for "Jeopardy" and "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" several times. It comes with having a head filled with otherwise useless knowledge.
2.) My (actually my wife's) black Labrador Retriever is a trained service dog. He can open doors and turn on lights, among other things. He's smarter than the entire cast of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". And better-behaved.