Rodent Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 hours ago, espo said: Doesn't this sort of tell you everything you need to know? That Tesla doesn't make a vehicle suitable for their own roadside service use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rodent said: That Tesla doesn't make a vehicle suitable for their own roadside service use? Indeed, and that relying on battery-powered glorified golf-carts when you absolutely positively have to get there just might not be the best idea anyway. Even Mr. Musk, in his infinite wisdom, has stated there are still rational uses for IC-powered vehicles. SMILLING ??? Edited March 25, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy TYPO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Kool-Aid with no hyphen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 26, 2023 Author Share Posted March 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, ChrisBcritter said: Kool-Aid with no hyphen? Well, there's an extra "L" in "smiling" to make up for it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JollySipper Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 46 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: Bill, you should make this your avatar! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mk11 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' ************ ********* ********* * MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine... 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8.. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of cheque book. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone.. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugatti Fan Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 A drunk staggered up to a motorist that had broken down. He said 'Whasshup friend?' The motorist replied 'Piston broke.' The drunk then said ' Yea, shhho am I!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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