One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

“Build it and they will come.”

[Little Timmy]

Come to my house and get free Booze !

 

[Classicgas]

Booze will make you snooze.

[stitchdup]

snooze you lose used to be my friends favourite saying before he fell asleep ata party and lost half his hair and eye brows

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Brows" and "browse" are typical words that common-core "educated" students routinely get confused, along with there, their, and they're.

Edited July 24, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[NOBLNG]

They’re going to arrive there without their luggage!?

Edited July 24, 2022 by NOBLNG
Change of mind

[Ace-Garageguy]

Luggage to the left of me, luggage to the right of me, into the valley of luggage I rode my warhorse Hengroen.

[Classicgas]

Hengroen was a warhorse.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Warhorse, warhorse, wherefore art thou, warhorse?

Edited July 24, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Warhorse is where all the lost luggage will wind up….oops, I mean warehouse.?

[Danno]

Warehouse full of electric cars won't help the environment as long as it still takes fossil fuels to produce electricity.

[89AKurt]

Electricity won't be coming from our dried up Lake Powell and Lake Mead reservoirs with fewer boats.

[stitchdup]

boats can fly, but flies can't boat

[Little Timmy]

Boat or car, I preferred to travel by Camelback. 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Camelback water carriers look practical, but they also look dorky, specially to a geezer used to old military style canteens

[ChrisBcritter]

Canteens were run by the USO in WWII, where soldiers could dance with movie stars.

[misterNNL]

Star,star shining bright I wish I had my wish tonight.

[Danno]

Tonight Show never better than with Johnny Carson!

[BeakDoc]

Carson City is the capital of Nevada, not Las Vegas.

[Danno]

Vega$ was a PI show with Dan Tanna driving an inconspicuous Thunderbird. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thunderbird wine ranks with Mad Dog 20/20 as an American classic.

Edited July 25, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[NOBLNG]

Classic cars were abundant at the car show tonight at the Pony Corral.

[JollySipper]

Corral those feral cats into the bath.........

[Smoke Wagon]

Bath time was not an appropriate time to have one’s sentence carpet-bombed by an ally swayed to betrayal due to grammatical nightmares strategically plopped and imbedded into a thread by means of internet connectivity, an interactive medium, and opposable thumbs.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thumbs are handy when used in concert with other digits, but when one is endowed with 10 of 'em, look out.