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[NOBLNG]

Envelopes used to be used for personal correspondence, but that is mostly done now electronically.

[BeakDoc]

Electronically trapping radio signals within a defined space can be accomplished though the use of a Faraday Cage.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cage-free chickens are probably happier.

[BeakDoc]

Happier until the cage-free hawks, foxes, raccoons and neighborhood dogs rip them to shreds.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shreds of chicken meat for tacos...yum.

[NYLIBUD]

Yum yum said the striped Gremlin.

Edited August 16, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gremlin infestations were a constant worry of Allied aircrews during WWII.

Edited August 16, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Snake45]

WWII fan Ace-Garageguy, can you drop me an email at SnakeACP45 at AOL dot com--Thanks! 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thanks aren't necessary, and check your inbox.

[ChrisBcritter]

Inbox is where you find an unbuilt model kit.

[BeakDoc]

Kit Carson and I share the same first and middle names by mere coincidence because to my knowledge we are not related.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Related" events are not necessarily connected in a "cause and effect" relationship, and this needs to be remembered in order to achieve any kind of rational analysis of reality.

[NOBLNG]

Reality is that everyday I have to battle my tendency towards procrastination.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Procrastination can always be put off til later.

[stitchdup]

later on I'll be going to work on hatston pier

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Pier to pier" is where a ship or boat goes, while "peer to peer" frequently relates to two computers sharing data and resources without a central server.

Edited August 16, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[BeakDoc]

Server abuse should be carried out by the line cooks, not the customers.

[Tom Geiger]

Customers can be great, but some of them can really suck!

[89AKurt]

Suck and tuck plastic surgeons have weird clients.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Clients often have wants they can't possibly afford, or that are simply impossible to realize in this particular time-space continuum.

Edited August 16, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Classicgas]

Continuum is a bad way of saying continue them.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Them cows ain't gunna milk theyselves.

[NOBLNG]

Theyselves ain’t proper english.

[misterNNL]

English really gets butchered a lot these days.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Days of Our Lives is a soap opera that's been running since 1965.