Rodent Posted June 15, 2019 Posted June 15, 2019 I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I wonder which one will come first?
JollySipper Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 An elderly lady and a young woman were both approaching the apartment building door. The young lady opens the door for the elderly woman, saying "Age before beauty"..... "That's usually the order it happens in" says the older lady.....
iamsuperdan Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 “Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.” Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works. “But I keep losing my Focus!”
youpey Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/28/2016 at 1:20 PM, John Clutch said: I love this. My mother had a 2001 explorer that the pump was louder than the engine. Joke here. If you're Italian into the kitchen, French in the bedroom, what are you in the bathroom? A: European
Dave Ambrose Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 This has been making the rounds lately: I'm posting this with a heavy heart...? As much as I love working on, and building model cars, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and helping with my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection. Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only please and don't insult me with your offers. Thanks for reading and understanding... Dustpan and brush Sponges Dusters (feather type!) Mop and bucket Window cleaner Vacuum
JohnU Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 5:31 PM, Dave Ambrose said: This has been making the rounds lately: I'm posting this with a heavy heart...? As much as I love working on, and building model cars, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and helping with my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection. Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only please and don't insult me with your offers. Thanks for reading and understanding... Dustpan and brush Sponges Dusters (feather type!) Mop and bucket Window cleaner Vacuum I’m laughing at this one because my wife’s cupcake forum posted the same joke as it relates to the baking hobby!
iamsuperdan Posted October 4, 2019 Posted October 4, 2019 What do you call a stolen Tesla? An Edison.
unclescott58 Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 Here's one that may take a second or two before it clicks.
Khils Posted April 14, 2020 Posted April 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, unclescott58 said: Here's one that may take a second or two before it clicks. Rear plaque. ....Says it ALL!
unclescott58 Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) A weasel walks in to ball. The bartender asks what will he have? Pop, goes the weasel. Edited April 15, 2020 by unclescott58
unclescott58 Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he will have? The bear says, "A whiskey and a..... ah..... ah..... coke." The bartender then asks him, "Why such a large pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born them."
iamsuperdan Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 A cemetery is a terrible location for a convincing horror movie. It has too many plot holes. Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town.
89AKurt Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 (edited) Heard a rumor that Trump established a Strategic Toilet Paper Reserve, I just want to know if it's a load. Think the Olympics will introduce TP Hunting when they resume, but it's a c r a p shoot. Edited May 1, 2020 by 89AKurt
Snake45 Posted May 19, 2020 Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, iamsuperdan said: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA! Sam was THE BEST, The All-Time King, no one better ever! To this day I channel him three or four times a week. OHHHHHH! OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Did you hear that NASA is now planning for the first astronauts on Mars to be all women? That way, when the first men get there, dinner will be ready.... Edited May 19, 2020 by Snake45
unclescott58 Posted May 20, 2020 Posted May 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Snake45 said: Did you hear that NASA is now planning for the first astronauts on Mars to be all women? That way, when the first men get there, dinner will be ready.... That is bad Snake. But, I liked it? ?
Snake45 Posted May 25, 2020 Posted May 25, 2020 Totally stolen from another forum: If you happen to see me out jogging somewhere, please, PLEASE shoot whatever is chasing me!
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