Oops, forgot the narrative. Spray base coat of what color you like, in the case of the prop I used desert yellow. When dry apply clear coat . Mix artist's oil paint with mineral spirits or odorless paint thinner (NO enamel thinner or lacquer thinner) brush on the part you're painting, lightly drag a stiff brush , like a fan brush, over the wet oil paint to get a wood grain effect. if you screw up, no problem it just wipes off. Let dry forever and recoat with gloss coat. Actually, if the oil paint is thinned quite a bit it only takes about a week to dry enough to clear coat. With practice you can get fairly convincing results.