Boy! I am mad! Soooooooo mad!!
I'm madder than a spotted puppy under a little red wagon! No, that's just how cute I am......
I'm madder than a phart in a pair of pantyhose! No wait, that's just how trapped I feel............
I'm madder than a floozy at a Sunday sermon! Naw, that's just how nervous I am.........
Sorry guys, just trying to be funny...... I guess I should make like a banana and get the flock outta here...........