iamsuperdan Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Imagine if you will... You're a burglar. A good one. But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 The roll of college degrees toilet paper in the loo. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 fuses from every appliance in the house, forks and spoons, knobs off cooker, the pins that connect door handles together, shower curtains, tap handles, plugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webestang Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Socks and underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymcminn Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 The batteries from all the remotes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterNNL Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 All their keys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 the bathroom door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 One tire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Their common sense.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Ross Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 6 hours ago, iamsuperdan said: Imagine if you will... You're a burglar. A good one. But you only steal things that slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing? I had a ferret that did that... only took the shiny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 The aglets from all their shoe laces............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 one link from the middle of every trouser zipper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, stitchdup said: one link from the middle of every trouser zipper Ooh, You are devious!😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James2 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 All of your #11 knife blades... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike 1017 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Plug up all sinks and bathtubs and turn the water on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymcminn Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 3 hours ago, James2 said: All of your #11 knife blades... If you could find them. I usually can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 cell phone charger cords, discount coupons for groceries, battery for keyless remote....🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSheep214 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 Deodorants, toothpaste, toothbrushes, floss, mouthwash, bar soaps, toilet paper…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 2/3/2023 at 11:14 AM, webestang said: Socks and underwear. Just one sock from every pair. The clothes dryer will take the blame.😈 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 That organic, locally sourced candy in the big box of Almond Roca that the cats work in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Every window screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake45 Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 9 hours ago, thatz4u said: ...discount coupons for groceries.... That's the first thing I've seen listed here that would cause me only a slight inconvenience, as originally specified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeakDoc Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) I’m taking all of the bread ties and chip clips, all the paper labels off the canned goods and 3/8” from one leg of every table and chair. Edited February 5, 2023 by BeakDoc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDO Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 A long, long time ago, I would take some minor thing out of someone’s grocery cart when they weren’t looking. Just imagining them getting home and thinking “I KNOW I put X in the cart”. Now I’m just a jerk on the internet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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