what does everyone do for a living?

[Harry P.]

Me and my dad have an excavating business.

I can dig it.

[martinfan5]

[Scott Colmer]

Hedge fund manager

Hosted on Fotki

Actually a commercial print Customer Service Rep or Manager depending on the day. Been with the same company for 21 years.

Scott

[Danno]

Reads like a line about shrimp from Forrest Gump...

Well, at least I didn't go into . . . 'and attempted arson, attempted auto theft, attempted theft, attempted auto arson, attempted arson theft, and attempted auto arson theft' also.

Not to even mention . . . 'and conspiracy to commit arson, conspiracy to commit auto theft, conspiracy to commit theft, conspiracy to commit auto arson, conspiracy to commit arson theft, conspiracy to commit auto arson theft, conspiracy to commit attempted arson, conspiracy to commit attempted auto theft, conspiracy to commit attempted theft, conspiracy to commit attempted auto arson, conspiracy to commit attempted arson theft, and conspiracy to commit attempted auto arson theft, too.'

And don't even get me started on mopery, attempted mopery, conspiracy to commit mopery, or R,J'ing and FA'ing, or just plain 'ugly in public.'

[Rob Hall]

Hmm...wasn't familiar with 'mopery'...had to look that up. It's not Mopar fandom as I thought..

[uncle potts]

20+ years as a residential interior surface finish application technician.

Aka: painter?

[Guest]

'ugly in public.'

Well, did not know that was against the law. Alot of people are breaking the law then!

[Trucker_tim]

I am an IT / Network Administrator for an Automated Manufacturing Company

[Fabrux]

Aka: painter?

He's a smart-aleck, that one. I've seen him covered in paint head-to-toe to prove it!

[FASTBACK340]

Yes, but the side benefit is not having to turn on the lights at night when I go to the bathroom!

Sure your not sleep-walking up to the refridgerator?

[FASTBACK340]

I'm a dealer technician for Infiniti w/ Master certification in not only ASE, but Nissan and Infiniti too. I've been working for Nissan now for over 20 yrs. Before that I spent 10 yrs. w/ Porsche/Audi. And to be brutally honest I hate my job with a passion, but it's decent money. Well-to-do clientele are a royal PIA to keep happy.....

Edited November 1, 2013 by FASTBACK340

[David G.]

I am a licensed Funeral Director, Embalmer and Cremationist.

David G.

[Sixx]

Laborer/truck driver for a suburban Chicago commuter railroad...about 20yrs, used to haul scrap iron/refuse to and from a scrap yard in my home state of Iowa

[Agent G]

And don't even get me started on mopery, attempted mopery, conspiracy to commit mopery, or R,J'ing and FA'ing, or just plain 'ugly in public.'

Don't forget

Mopery with attempt to gawk.

and who could forget the perrenial favorites: "Failure to keep clean", and the best "Misuse of a bus stop".

G

[Tom Geiger]

just plain 'ugly in public.'

Sure could hand out a lot of those tickets!

Many years ago in New Jersey, there was a woman that was harassing her neighbors. The neighbor found an old 1700s law for "being a common scold" which was described as a meddling old woman. Yea, with the stereotype and all. Since the law was still on the books, the local police did charge her with it. It became a big giggle in the local news. I don't remember what the outcome was, but I'm pretty sure they took the law off the books after that!

Edited November 1, 2013 by Tom Geiger

[W-Machine]

By trade, I am a municipal tax assessor. I am regarded as more evil than an SS officer, yet not as repulsive as flesh-eating bacteria. My neighbors don't know what I do for a living. They think that I'm a contractor or something. I get into a pick-'em-up every morning and come back at night. I'm not gonna tell 'em. Would you?

[Miatatom]

Sure your not sleep-walking up to the refridgerator?

If that's the case, I'm in big trouble!

[Rob Hall]

Well, at least I didn't go into . . . 'and attempted arson, attempted auto theft, attempted theft, attempted auto arson, attempted arson theft, and attempted auto arson theft' also.

A bit off-topic, but driving home tonight I saw a neat matte gray '72 Impala convertible w/ the license plate 'BOOK EM'...thought of your handle...

[Sixties Sam]

Retired mechanical engineer/CAD drafter, working part-time as a writer for a small local weekly newspaper.

[High octane]

I sell drugs on the street corners so I can pay for my styrene addiction.

[PappyD340]

I sell drugs on the street corners so I can pay for my styrene addiction.

[Tom Geiger]

I sell drugs on the street corners so I can pay for my styrene addiction.

Model cars are like drugs. First you get hooked, then you become a swap meet dealer to support your habit!

[Metalmad]

I work at a company called TLC/ICON turned wrenches for 15 years on Land Cruisers now head of the parts department & quality control on the repairs of the Land Cruisers also deal with parts counter sales & tech questions.

This year for SEMA we will unveil another ICON vehicle.

Edited November 2, 2013 by Metalmad

[hotrod59f100]

I'm a house painter in the Catskill mountains.

[peekay]

I'm a good-for-nothing layabout sponger. (In early retirement with a benefit.)