Hypothetical Theft

[slusher]

Put super glue In every lock and. Pad lock you own.  Steal toilet seats and take every faucet knobs. Steal the coffee pot.

[Joe Handley]

On 2/3/2023 at 3:31 PM, Classicgas said:

Their common sense....

If they actually had any….?

[Classicgas]

4 hours ago, Joe Handley said:

If they actually had any….?

?

[misterNNL]

Their cell phone memory and all stored data.

[Tcoat]

Nothing.

I would just leave their door open and a note reading "Found it. It is mine now"

[Classicgas]

The flag from their mailbox.

[Keef]

Shoestring from all left shoes

new batteries from smoke detectors and replace with used batteries 

 

 

[Smoke Wagon]

I would steal two valve stem caps from each of their vehicles, super glue BBs into the caps, then screw them back on. 

[Tarkmucker]

The plate from inside the microwave and/or all the lightbulbs in the house 

[Ace-Garageguy]

I'd rather paint a clear insulator on every electrical plug, including ethernet and USB, and lightbulb sockets and bases.  

[Tom Geiger]

On 2/4/2023 at 11:38 AM, Mike 1017 said:

Plug up all sinks and bathtubs and turn the water on.

“We’re the Wet Bandits!”  (Movie quote)

I’d steal the caps off the glues and spray paint nozzles 

[Rodent]

Handles from their toilets?

Oh, yeah -- the air freshener from said bathrooms.

Edited February 22, 2023 by Rodent

[jaftygas]

On 2/4/2023 at 6:41 PM, Snake45 said:

That's the first thing I've seen listed here that would cause me only a slight inconvenience, as originally specified. 

No kidding Snake! I don’t think I would want to know what a major inconvenience is to these malevolent kit bashers!

[NOBLNG]

We had our 5th wheel trailer broken into last fall and although they stole a number of things, the most annoying one was the remote for all the slides, awning and landing gear.? It is an older model and the dealer no longer has replacements and I haven’t tried to find a used one yet. I can still operate them from the control panel, but the front jacks need to be done from outside the trailer.?

[John M.]

The coffee maker.

[bobss396]

I would substitute their Aleve stash with Viagra. 

[thatz4u]

saran wrap from the kitchen & seal the toilet under the toilet seat....

[Vintage AMT]

Their vulnerability....

[OldTrucker]

Door knobs

[OldNYJim]

On 7/23/2023 at 7:10 PM, John M. said:

The coffee maker.

Leave the maker…take all the mugs 

[James2]

House numbers